简介:Mechanic:“Abrakejobisgonnarunyouaround(?)500.”Customer:“Giveme250bucks’worth.Itonlyrunshalfthetimeany-way.”
简介:OnedayanoldladywantedtogotoLondontoseeherson.Shegotupearlyandreachedthesmallstationatnineo'ielockinthemorning.BecausethiswasherfirsttriptoLondon,shedidn'tknowthetraintime.Shewasveryworried.Justatthatmoment,shesawalittleboyrunningtowardsher,shestoppedhimandaskedhimwhattimethetrainwouldarriveandwhenthetrainwouldleaveforLondon.